Happy Zombie Jesus Day
I had forgotten it was Easter last week until my spouse told me they were off work Sunday for the holiday. So, I knew I had to write something about the stupid thing because Christianity still has a stronghold in the United States. Even though nearly one third claim they don’t belong to a religion.
Zombie Jesus Day
I was debating whether to call up my siblings and wish them a happy Zombie Jesus Day, but I figured it wouldn’t go over that well. And one of my siblings still hasn’t sent my Yule…er, Christmas…presents yet from last year. So, I spent the day working and my spouse hunted bear, which was all okay, because neither of us care about such silly things as Easter.
Eostre Posts
I’ve written about Easter and Eostre over the years, so you’re welcome to read the following pieces:
Eostre and Spring: Is Easter a Christian Holiday?
Four Ways to Make Easter Not Suck
How Heathens Can Celebrate Easter with Christians
Eostre: Was Easter Appropriated?
5 Great Things Heathens Can Do to Celebrate Eostre Anytime (And while under Quarantine)
Hail the Goddesses and Gods of Spring
They’re fun pieces, and you’re sure to find something to celebrate the Month of Eostre/Ostera in it. Sure, the Christians have one Sunday in March or April*, we’ve got an entire month! (April is the Month of Eostre.)
Did you forget it was Easter on Sunday, too? If there’s good news, Easter candy will be half off on Monday! Woo Hoo!
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*Unless you want to call Holy Week theirs too, but it’s full of depressing images.
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